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WILL & GRACE
“Oh, for God’s sake, don’t cry. You look like Jeff Sessions watching a black man vote!”
Karen (Megan Mullally) to a tearful Beverley Leslie before his confession that he’s gay
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Image Credit: Courtesy of The CW THE FLASH
“You have failed this city!”
Cisco (Carlos Valdes) channels a certain archer on the laser tag field
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Image Credit: Courtesy of The CW THE FLASH (Bonus Quote!)
“How about something like, ‘I’m sorry for blaming everything on you.’ Or, ‘I’m sorry for cursing at you’?”
“Yep. That’s good. Pretend I said that.”
“[Cisco sighs] I guess I’ll take it where I can get it.”
Cisco (Carlos Valdes) accepts that Harry (Tom Cavanagh) is no genius at contrition
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Image Credit: Courtesy of NBC THE VOICE
“… you were just like, ‘Ha!’ And it just went flying. The Jewish guy in me is like, ‘Oh, I hope she didn’t lose it.'”
Adam Levine, recapping the moment when, mid-Battle, contestant Janice Freeman “rocked her bangle off,” as Miley Cyrus put it
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Image Credit: Courtesy of AMC THE WALKING DEAD
“You showed me how to be someone worth following.”
“Good. After this, I’m following you.”
Maggie (Lauren Cohan) and Rick (Andrew Lincoln), having a moment before setting off to do battle with Negan and the Saviors
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Image Credit: Courtesy of ABC GREY’S ANATOMY
“You proposed to me with some other chick’s necklace?!”
Megan (Abigail Spencer), upon learning that Nathan had cheated on her with the rightful owner of her “engagement necklace”
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Image Credit: Courtesy of NBC THE BRAVE
“You’re tough. But you’re a girl.”
“Maybe I’m tough because I’m a girl.”
Jaz (Natacha Karam) gives a young Nigerian girl someone to look up to
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Image Credit: Courtesy of FX AMERICAN HORROR STORY: CULT
“Last I heard, you were in a psych ward.”
“Last I heard, you were an a—hole.”
In a conversation with Kai (Evan Peters), Ally (Sarah Paulson) keeps her comebacks simple
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Image Credit: Courtesy of The CW ARROW
“You have horrible taste in music.”
Diggle (David Ramsey) plays backseat DJ while protecting a shipment
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Image Credit: Courtesy of CBS THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT
“Internal strife is tearing the Republican Party apart at the seams. It’s like a new Civil War, only this time, neither side is trying to help black people.”
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Image Credit: Courtesy of ABC ONCE UPON A TIME
“And risk Mother finding out I did something to make you happy? I’d rather eat carbs.”
Ivy (Adelaide Kane) letting Jacinda take Lucy out for Halloween would be no treat
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Image Credit: Courtesy of ABC ONCE UPON A TIME (Bonus Quote!)
“It appears that I’ve found something much bigger than what’s on those tapes… dearie.”
Rumple (Robert Carlyle) is awake!
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Image Credit: Courtesy of NBC BLINDSPOT
“Backstreet’s back, all right!”
Rich Dotcom (Ennis Esmer), upon learning that the original Jane Doe task force is reuniting
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Image Credit: Courtesy of The CW RIVERDALE
“Polly, you’re not a sinner.”
“I’m an unwed mother carrying my cousin’s babies. I am the poster child for sin, Betty!”
With the Blood Hood targeting sinners, Polly (Tiera Skovbye) knows she would be an ideal victim
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Image Credit: Courtesy of NBC THE GOOD PLACE
“Janet, what’s a food that people think they enjoy but that’s also kind of a bummer?”
“[without hesitating] Frozen yogurt.”
As it turns out, Janet (D’Arcy Carden) is responsible for one of the most diabolical aspects of Michael’s neighborhood
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Image Credit: Courtesy of CBS THE BIG BANG THEORY
“At work we’ve been doing some interesting research with neuroprosthetics.”
“Neat! I’ve been rewatching The O.C., so we’re all leading productive lives.”
Amy (Mayim Bialik) and Penny (Kaley Cuoco) are keeping equally busy these days
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Image Credit: Courtesy of NBC THIS IS US
“No black man will ever be jealous of being auctioned. Hashtag American history.”
Randall (Sterling K. Brown) has the perfect response when asked if he’s jealous about Kevin getting auctioned off for a date at a charity event
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Image Credit: Courtesy of NBC THIS IS US (Bonus Quote!)
“Oh, you thought I wanted to—”
“Uh, yeah! You said, ‘Can I talk to you in your office?’ That’s how it always starts in the pornography that I… don’t watch.”
Kate (Chrissy Metz) gives Toby (Chris Sullivan) the wrong idea when paying him a visit at work
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Image Credit: Courtesy of The CW DC’S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
“I look like I just robbed a bank.”
“Or a costume store.”
Ray’s (Brandon Routh) 2042 “bad boy” look is more Halloween than outright scary
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“Bill O’Reilly revealed that he is mad at God for putting him through this scandal. Today, God refused to comment. Instead, she just laughed.”
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Image Credit: Courtesy of NBC GREAT NEWS
“You remember what it’s like living in Manhattan: going out, getting wild, hooking up with the lead singer of Blues Traveler…”
“No. I told you that wasn’t him.”
“Well, it was some fat guy.”
Jessica (Cecily Strong) is fairly certain Katie (Briga Heelan) never hooked up with Blues Traveler frontman John Popper
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“It’s like eating a birthday candle, only in a good way.”
Garrett (Colton Dunn) describes the taste of candy corn