It's amazing anything still shocks True Blood viewers anymore, considering this Season 1 scene found Sookie literally pulling her boyfriend out of his grave and banging him in a cemetery. (It should go without saying: Do not try this at home!)
The Entire Population of Bon Temps
Season 2, Episode 7
You know, there haven't been nearly as many town-wide orgies ever since Maryann "moved away" from Bon Temps. (I had to put the Steve Newlin heads to work for this one.)
Bill & Lorena
Season 3, Episode 3
We know sex can be so good it makes your toes curl… but so good it makes your head spin around? That's a True Blood original right there. (We're not even going to address how gross it was that Bill was basically having sex with his mom, no we're not.)
Eric & Talbot
Season 3, Episode 8
Combining pain with pleasure like never before, this memorable moment of mounting also appeared in our "best deaths" gallery — for obvious reasons. (R.I.P., sweet Talbot. At least you died doing what you loved!)
Sookie & Eric
Season 4, Episode 8
Sookie and Eric's Season 4 romance feels like a distant dream after everything we've been through since — so it's fitting that most of their relationship was basically an extended dream sequence. The term "Winter Wonderland" will always have sexual connotations to me, now and forever.
Jason & Jessica
Season 4, Episode 9
Jessica being eternally 17, is it any surprise she and Jason got down to Taylor Swift's "Haunted" in the back of a pick-up truck? (Sorry, Hoyt!)
Bill, Sookie & Eric
Season 4, Episode 9
Even if it was all a dream, it was strangely liberating to see Sookie realize she doesn't always have to choose; sometimes she can just have both! Is this not America, after all?
Eric & Nora
Season 5, Episode 1
Who knew Eric Northman's attic was full of flowers? As uncomfortable as this moment of incest was, it was all worth it for Eric's incredible line: "We fight like siblings, but we f—k like champions." Outstanding.
After seven long, thirsty seasons, über groupie Ginger finally got a ride on the throne with her Viking king — and it was everything we imagined it would be. "I was sore the next day and exhausted that evening," Tara Buck tells TVLine.