Quotes Of The Week For Nov. 18, 2018
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LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER
"Hello, my pretty. I have missed you. Welcome home."
Wax and the Furious villain Russell Crowe is reunited with his jockstrap — uh, it's a long story
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THE NEIGHBORHOOD
"Gemma, I have horrible news. I just got off the phone with my mother... She's coming for Thanksgiving."
"What? I thought she was going to your Aunt Gail's!"
"Well, apparently they got into a fight over which is better: NCIS or NCIS: Los Angeles."
Dave's (Max Greenfield) mom is coming for Thanksgiving, all thanks to an all-too-common fight among CBS viewers
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THE FLASH
"You seem very annoyed, mademoiselle."
"No shrap, Sherloque!"
Anxious to find satellite shards, Nora (Jessica Parker Kennedy) grows impatient with tea-sipping Sherloque (Tom Cavanagh)
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THE FLASH (Bonus Quote!)
"I literally saved the world between contractions, and you don't think I'm intimidating?!"
Unlike Ralph, we will never underestimate Cecile (Danielle Nicolet)
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THE CONNERS
"I just broke up with Neil."
"How'd he take it?"
"He was devastated, until I told him that he wasn't."
Darlene (Sara Gilbert) tells Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) that there were no hard feelings when she broke up with Neil... because she wouldn't allow them
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THE CONNERS (Bonus Quote!)
"Could you help me out? The only thing I know how to say in Spanish is 'yes.'"
"Yeah, I figured that out."
Becky (Lecy Goranson) asks Aunt Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) to help translate for baby daddy Emilio
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ARROW
"So now you're working with Laurel?"
"I'm standing right here."
"Hold on a sec, you're gonna give me crap about working with the New Green Arrow, and meanwhile you're siding with the Black frickin' Siren?"
"Again, still here."
Openly dissed Laurel (Katie Cassidy) somehow makes a years-old TV trope feel fresh
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THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON
"Americans can vote on which turkey gets pardoned. You can tell the turkeys want to drag it out as long as possible because today, they asked if that vote can happen in Florida."
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LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
"President Trump and First Lady Melania today participated in the White House Christmas tree delivery — and then, as usual, had a silent night."
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LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS (Bonus Quote!)
"No one wants to hear Dirty Grandpa over here say the word 'pleasure.' He might as well have said, 'This fire really devastated the town of Moist.'"
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THE WALKING DEAD
"Wonder if [Enid will] recognize me. It's been a while. I'm taller... like bigger, ya know?"
"You're adorable."
"No, I'm not. Unless Enid likes... adorable."
Arriving at the Hilltop, Henry (Matt Lintz) is momentarily horrified by the prospect of his crush seeing him the way mom Carol (Melissa McBride) does
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SUPERGIRL
"Well, that's what I get for making a Harry Potter reference."
Alex (Chyler Leigh) has the perfect response to a dragon wreaking havoc on National City
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DC'S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
"Your creation was magnificent."
"I was thinking about a fourth boob."
"Three was... plenty."
Ishiro (Eijiro Ozaki) praises the three-breasted warrior Rory (Dominic Purcell) dreamt up to battle this week's monster
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NCIS: LOS ANGELES
"So, what, we're now playing terrorist or relative?"
Deeks (Eric Christian Olsen) catches Kensi mixing in wedding guests with suspects from a watch list
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THE CHALLENGE: FINAL RECKONING
"Ashley, you're the craziest person here! No one can deal with you! I stood beside you!"
"When? When?"
"The whole time! You did not do this alone! You did not! Do this! Alone! You will burn in Hell!"
Hunter rails at Ashley after she double-crossed him at the end of the season finale
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LOVE & HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD REUNION
"Let them hug for real! Come on, y'all, let's love on each other! Princess, that ass is amazing!"
K. Michelle (far right) spreads positivity in her own unique way
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THIS IS US
"My comeback is about small victories, and helping Kate cook a 15-pound Butterball using Snoop and Martha's recipe will be a small but meaningful victory."
Toby (Chris Sullivan) reassures Randall and Beth that he's doing well enough to help prepare Thanksgiving dinner
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TITANS
"You know it's, like, a federal offense to use someone else's Uber account."
"No, it's not."
"Even so, Kory may kick your ass."
"[Shrugs] You'll protect me."
"Is that so?"
"Yeah. It is."
Rachel (Teagan Croft) warns Gar (Ryan Potter) there's no such thing as a free ride
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THE ROOKIE
"You're required to provide a chemical sample if suspected of driving while impaled. Sorry, impaired."
Bradford (Eric Winter) is a bit wrong when reading these rights