Quotes Of The Week For Nov. 10, 2019

We've rounded up the best TV quotes from Nov. 10 through Nov. 16, 2019. Scroll through our gallery of zingers, bon mots and one-liners below, then tell us if we missed any of your favorite lines from this week's television!

AMBITIONS

"It's true, I do pride myself on taking care of my physique. Perhaps if you spent a little more time in the gym, you'd actually have suitors outside your family tree."

Stephanie Lancaster (Robin Givens) doesn't suffer fools — especially incestuous fools

THE WALKING DEAD

"Just outta curiosity, 'cause it's killin' me — what do you got goin' on down low? Are you flying around commando style, or you got, like, walker long johns with little ass flaps?"

Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), asking Beta and the Whisperers one too many irreverent questions

THE WALKING DEAD (Bonus Quote!)

"There is something about that whole bald-head thing that just... tightens my britches."

Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), risking Beta's wrath after asking whether he slipped Alpha a little omega now and then

NEW AMSTERDAM

"Have you seen a woman who looks like me, only immediately makes you feel bad about yourself?"

Lauren (Janet Montgomery) describes her mother

DANCING WITH THE STARS

"If it was based on the song? No disrespect, but I would give it a zero."

Guest judge (and onetime 'N Sync member) Joey Fatone isn't fond of the Backstreet Boys soundtrack for Lauren and Gleb's rumba

SUPERNATURAL

"God, he's not exactly Shakespeare. He's more of a low-rent Dean Koontz. I had to listen to his whole 'writing philosophy,' and his very weird, very pervy obsession with you."

Lilith (Anna Grace Barlow) shares with Dean her feelings about God's writing abilities

EVIL

"What are you doing, Fleabag-ing?"

Mira (Kristen Connolly) meets Kristen's own hot priest(-in-training)

THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON

"The world's largest Starbucks opens tomorrow in Chicago... Place is huge. Thirty-five thousand square feet, five stories high and, best of all, it has two outlets."

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL: THE MUSICAL: THE SERIES (Episode 2)

"Tell Miss Jenn I'm done, OK? Sorry I can't dance like Fred Rogers."

"It's Fred Astaire. Fred Rogers is Mr. Rogers. He never danced. He potty-trained puppets."

Ricky (Joshua Bassett) needs to brush up on his dance history, and choreographer Carlos (Frankie A. Rodriguez) is his reluctant teacher

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL: THE MUSICAL: THE SERIES (Episode 1)

"Do you even know the plot of High School Musical?"

"Of course! It's about Zac Efron dancing with a basketball."

Well, Ricky (Joshua Bassett) isn't totally wrong, at least

DOLLFACE (Episode 1)

"I didn't found [an Internet] company."

"Really? 'Cause that seemed like the only logical explanation as to why a grown man would be out at night wearing a f—king hoodie."

Madison (Brenda Song) skewers Jules' ex-boyfriend, Jeremy

CAROL'S SECOND ACT

"Did someone microwave fish? Then microwave broccoli? Then die?"

Jenny (Ashley Tisdale) gets a whiff of the smelly doctors' lounge

WILL & GRACE

"Oh my God, I know you! You ruined my life!"

"...If you're Lori Loughlin's kid, I told her no one would buy you as a varsity rower."

Karen (Megan Mullally) mistakes former bakeshop owner Amy (Vanessa Bayer) for an infamous friend's daughter

SUPERSTORE

"I'm in a group chat about Chicago Fire, and I don't even know if that's a show or a fire."

Cheyenne (Nichole Bloom) is clearly not familiar with the #OneChicago franchise

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THE GOOD PLACE

"That's six people! That's the number of friends in Friends! Are you gonna sit there and say that every single Friend belongs in hell? I mean, maybe Ross and Rachel, and Monica and Joey, and definitely Chandler... But Phoebe?"

Michael (Ted Danson) won't tolerate a system that would condemn Phoebe Buffay to eternal damnation

THE MANDALORIAN (Episode 1)

"I can bring you in warm.... or I can bring you in cold."

Hand on holster, The Mandalorian (Pedro Pascal) gives his bounty two options

A MILLION LITTLE THINGS

"The only thing louder than a ringtone is an old man trying to turn off a ringtone."

Gary (James Roday) sympathizes with Rome when he complains that his father's cell phone rang during his mother's funeral

THE MASKED SINGER

"Dogs and foxes are natural enemies, much like Robin Thicke and any woman born before the year 2000."

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog turns a comment on Fox's performance into a dig on his fellow judge

BATWOMAN

"What's the Bat-protocol with this?"

"Uhhhhh... hang on..."

"Can you play some hold music as I wait?"

Kate (Ruby Rose) presses Luke, on comms, for a rapid response

BLACK LIGHTNING

"Ask Shonda anything and she'll do it."

"I don't feel comfortable with that. Doesn't it feel like slavery?"

"Do not emancipate my smart home."

Grace (Chantal Thuy) doesn't like bossing around Anissa's (Nafessa Williams) faux-Lexa