Quotes Of The Week For June 21, 2020
We've rounded up the best TV quotes from June 21 through June 27, 2020. Scroll through our gallery of zingers, bon mots and one-liners below, then tell us if we missed any of your favorite lines from this week's television!
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YELLOWSTONE
"I see the women in this valley have gotten a lot more fashionable."
"Yeah? I see Chippendales changed their policy on capped teeth."
"What's that?"
"It's an insult. Never mind."
"It's only an insult if I understand it."
"Yeah, that's not true. But that's a conversation for another time... that we'll never have."
Roarke (Josh Holloway) makes it as hard for Beth (Kelly Reilly) to diss him as dismiss him
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YELLOWSTONE (Bonus Quote!)
"You have any interest in dinner?"
"No."
"I meant in general."
"No. I dine on my joy for life."
Nice try, Roarke (Josh Holloway)
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TO TELL THE TRUTH
"Number 3, why can't he touch the animal?"
"It's just that oil on our fingers can damage the feathers and the skins."
"But how much more damaged can he get?"
Deon Cole wonders if a possible taxidermist protests too much
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TEEN WOLF REUNION
"I have a confession: I don't think I read a script after Season 2. And I'm going to say something else... I'm pretty sure I couldn't name all the characters on the [live stream] screen. Like, obviously I know that Dylan is Stiles. But some of these people, I don't even remember working with them."
If there's one thing we took away from MTV's Teen Wolf cast reunion, it's that Orny Adams is even more like his character than we thought
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WORLD OF DANCE
"[Sings] My love don't cost a thing."
"[Picking up ring finger] My love... cost this ring."
"It don't cost a thing. You can't buy me. I could buy this myself."
Jennifer Lopez sets Derek Hough straight after he jokes around with the lyrics of her song
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THE BOLD TYPE
"Boy, girl, non-binary — they will be required to love the Yankees."
Richard (Sam Page) makes it clear that his baby's gender has no relevance when it comes to baseball
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THE RACHEL MADDOW SHOW
"I was initially scheduled to have today off from work. There is a smallmouth bass somewhere in range of my canoe that I urgently need to meet, and soon, if I'm going to maintain my good nature and sanity for much longer."
Understood, Rachel... understood
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DC'S STARGIRL
"I've got Jason Voorhees."
Rick (Cameron Gellman) volunteers to take on the hockey mask-wearing Sportsmaster
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MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Sorry, what's your name again?"
"Patrick. Patrick... Kutic."
Coulson (Clark Gregg) tries out Sarge's true name — Pachakutiq — as an alias
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MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (Bonus Quote!)
"Maybe you need a bigger computer? That thing's too small."
Sousa (Enver Gjokaj) is about to learn from Daisy that in the future, size doesn't matter
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JUNIOR
"I came up to visit my dad, I got to the ballpark early.... I'm sitting in the dugout, when the security guard comes over and says, 'Hey, George [Steinbrenner] doesn't want anybody in the dugout.' My dad was like, 'What? He's my son.' [My dad then said], 'Look at third base.' It was Graig Nettles' son taking ground balls at third base."
Ken Griffey Jr. sheds light on one of the reasons he vowed never to play for the Yankees
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GREENLEAF
"So where'd you get this, your Latin lover, Fernando?"
"Doesn't matter where I got it from."
"Yeah, so you got it from Fernando. Good to know. He's passing out wills and chlamydia. Great."
Incriminating documents, venereal disease... to hear Kerissa (Kim Hawthorne) and Jacob (Lamman Rucker) talk, Fernando has it all!
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GREENLEAF (Bonus Quote!)
"I see what you're doing."
"All I'm doing is ministering to the sheep in my flock. When your great white ho shows up and half the church is white, she can preach about vanilla, white Jesus and snow. But until that day comes, it's me."
Woman scorned Charity (Deborah Joy Winans) doesn't even bother trying to hide her power play — or her disdain — from Phil (Sean Blakemore), the ex who replaced her at work and in bed
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SEARCH PARTY (Episode 3)
"Guys, stop it, OK? It is what it is. Let's just drive home, and stop at that really good ceviche place in Water Mill and just get taken in for questioning already!"
Elliot (John Early) prioritizes trendy seafood in the midst of Dory and Drew's murder charges
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SEARCH PARTY (Episode 2)
"Drew's been arrested and we're next. I know a place far, far away from all of this!"
"Our own imaginations?"
"The Hamptons!"
Elliot (John Early) and Portia (Meredith Hagner) plan their grand escape... two hours east
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HARLEY QUINN
"You think I'd be caught dead in that rag?"
"Well, then can I wear it?"
"[Chuckles] Which 10 pounds do you plan on leaving behind?"
Reeer! Catwoman (voiced by Sanaa Lathan) has got claws
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THE TWILIGHT ZONE (Episode 1)
"No wonder it's your favorite [TV show]."
"And we can watch all four seasons and the movie together."
While Phil (Jimmi Simpson) telepathically bonds with Annie (Gillian Jacobs), the show gives a meta nod to Jacobs' Community gig #SixSeasonsAndAMovie
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THE TWILIGHT ZONE (Episode 3)
"Where was I?"
"You're with a cop. Hot daddy, cute suit."
Keith (Billy Porter) might be freaked out by Harry's ability to swap bodies with people, but he can also recognize a good-looking man when he sees one