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BIG MOUTH
“Andrew? And I don’t mean this as a compliment: You look like a lesbian newsie.”
Jessi (voiced by Jessi Klein) is unimpressed by Andrew’s Valentine’s Day-specific Kangol cap
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Image Credit: Courtesy of CBS BLUE BLOODS
“Listen, you riding shotgun with me on this or not? Either crap or get off the pot.”
“I’ll crap! [A beat later] That came out really wrong.”
Anthony urges Eddie (Vanessa Ray) to swing into action
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Image Credit: Courtesy of NBC MANIFEST
“There’s this thing called MySpace — it’s hilarious….”
Olive (Luna Blaise) amuses the ‘rents with her trip using the Wayback Machine
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Image Credit: Courtesy of NBC MANIFEST (Bonus Quote!)
“All right, this was special!”
Mick (Melissa Roxburgh) breaks up Jared and Zeke’s pissing contest
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Image Credit: Courtesy of AMC THE WALKING DEAD
“I told you there was nothing out there.”
“You sure as s—t did.”
“Language! I’m a kid, a—hole!”
Judith (Cailey Fleming), chastising Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) upon his return from his jailbreak
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Image Credit: Courtesy of ABC AMERICAN HOUSEWIFE
“Tight chokers were big in the ’90s. I passed out from time to time, but Mama looked fine as hell!”
Katie (Katy Mixon), bonding with daughter Taylor over foolhardy fashion choices
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Image Credit: Courtesy of NBC LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
“Disney has released another teaser trailer for its upcoming live-action Aladdin reboot. Either that, or the Blue Man Group released a horror film.”
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Image Credit: Courtesy of TBS MIRACLE WORKERS
“I just feel like there’s a lot of big problems down on Earth, and I want to do more to help.”
“Eliza, I know you’re new here, but there’s something you’ve got to understand. It’s way too late to fix Earth. It’s not 30,000 B.C. anymore. It’s not 20 jacked naked people and a bunch of rockin’ dinosaurs gettin’ nasty in some sick-ass cave somewhere.”
“I don’t—I don’t think that’s how that was.”
Experienced angel Gail (Angela Kinsey) tries to get newbie Eliza (Geraldine Viswanathan) to be more realistic about her job goals
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Image Credit: Courtesy of Fox THE ORVILLE
“When Moclans break up, is there all that stabbing, like with the divorce?”
“No. Each Moclan extracts a tooth and leaves it with his former mate.”
“Yeah, I knew it had to be something like that…. Let me guess, he then eats it?”
“That is correct.”
“[Gordon pumps fist] Yes! Man, I am getting so good at this.”
Gordon (Scott Grimes) learns from Bortus (Peter Macon) how much Moclan break-ups bite
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Image Credit: Courtesy of Starz COUNTERPART
“We are who we are. We kill people. And then we eat breakfast.”
Howard Prime (J.K. Simmons) explains to Baldwin the sad but cereal-filled life of an assassin
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Image Credit: Courtesy of ABC BLACK-ISH
“What kinda man lets a woman drive him around?”
“A man with a DUI. A man who has no legs and hasn’t had his pedal extensions put in yet. A man who owns a Maybach and lives on a tropical island where only women are allowed to be chauffeurs. A man who lets lemon jui—“
“Charlie, not today. All right?”
Dre (Anthony Anderson) interrupts Charlie’s (Deon Cole) rambling to refocus on his son’s perceived lack of masculinity
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“I don’t know how much Tanya paid for the stripper, honey, but she needs to go back and get a refund. Anybody coulda did what he did, and he kept his damn socks on.”
Cynthia gives a brutally honest review of the lackluster entertainment at Eva’s bachelorette party
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Image Credit: Courtesy of Fox THE PASSAGE
“Scientific discoveries are made all the time by accident. Viagra was developed as a heart medication.”
“What a breathtakingly inappropriate analogy.”
Dr. Sykes (Caroline Chikezie) is stunned by Horace Guilder’s (James Le Gros) plan to weaponize the virals — and his rationale for doing so
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Image Credit: Courtesy of Fox THE PASSAGE (Bonus Quote!)
“You good?”
“It’s you I’m worried about. Your heart’s pounding. That’s not good at your age.”
“How old do you think I am?!”
Brad (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) and Amy (Saniyya Sidney) lose focus for a moment during their hectic escape from Project Noah
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“I was gonna leave it down in Autopsy, but can you imagine the glare I would’ve gotten from Gibbs?”
“Oh, you’re getting a pretty good one right now.”
Jimmy (Brian Dietzen) gets jabbed by Gibbs for lugging around a punching bag
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Image Credit: Courtesy of NBC CHICAGO FIRE
“Don’t give firefighters a bunch of beans and expect us to sleep in the bunk room!”
Sylvie (Kara Killmer) has a very good reason for skipping the firehouse’s chili cook-off
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Image Credit: Courtesy of ABC THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT
“Up until that moment, I had always sought my admiration in bulk, from the adoring eyes of a cheering crowd. Could I be equally satisfied by just one person? The short answer is no, at least not until my early 30s. But then… still, not really.”
Showman Timmy (Jack Gore), contemplating his reaction to a Valentine
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Image Credit: Courtesy of ABC THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT (Bonus Quote!)
“You don’t understand how stuff works. Ignoring me probably means she’s super-interested. In fact, she ignored me so much today, I’m a little worried we’re moving too fast.”
Timmy (Jack Gore), explaining to his kid brother William how he knows his crush likes him
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Image Credit: Courtesy of Fox GOTHAM
“Remember the good time we had the other night over there?”
“Say what…?”
Talking to Jim, Barbara (Erin Richards) hits Harvey (Donal Logue) with a news flash
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[in deep voice] “Hi, I’m an adult. Can I order a pizza?”
Young Randall (Lonnie Chavis) is not entirely convincing as he attempts to complete his first pizza transaction