Quotes Of The Week For June 14, 2020

We've rounded up the best TV quotes from June 14 through June 20, 2020. Scroll through our gallery of zingers, bon mots and one-liners below, then tell us if we missed any of your favorite lines from this week's television!

DIRTY JOHN: THE BETTY BRODERICK STORY

"What's that?"

"A dress. That I look amazing in."

"Oh, I can't wait to find out how much that means it costs."

"I can't wait for you to find out, either."

Yeah, it'd be safe to say that Betty (Amanda Peet) and Dan (Christian Slater) are going through a rough patch in their marriage right now

LOVE, VICTOR (Episode 4)

"Mom stopped watching Jimmy Kimmel after he got skinny because she was having impure thoughts. There's no way she had an affair."

Victor (Michael Cimino) tries to reassure sister Pilar... and ends up revealing his mom's late-night TV preferences

LOVE, VICTOR (Episode 2)

"I didn't see too much of you at the carnival last night. You and that boy have fun?"

"What boy?"

"The weird kid from down the hall who looks like Rachel Maddow."

Not to worry — Isabel (Ana Ortiz) and Armando (James Martinez) will come to appreciate Victor's friend Felix in time

ONE DAY AT A TIME

"Imagine something happening on a global scale — something so huge that it completely shuts everything down, and we're stuck waiting for someone to lead us while we watch episodes of our favorite TV shows, but now they're all animated!"

Penelope (Justina Machado) sort of makes reference to the coronavirus pandemic

LEGENDARY

"I mean, I'm the one who knows about this. So you should be booing somebody else and not boo me."

Leiomy Maldonado, aka the only Legendary judge who has been a part of the ballroom community for more than a decade, will not sit idly by while the audience expresses displeasure at her pointed criticism of a house's performance

THE BOLD TYPE

"I have a couple of tips, the first one being write your name on your vibrator."

As Jane's former roommate, Sutton (Meghann Fahy) has some advice for Jane's new roomie Kat

INSECURE

"Psst. Real talk: My inner Black woman looks just like you."

"OK, real talk? My outer Black woman needs you to shut the f—k up."

Searching for an MIA Tiffany, Kelli (Natasha Rothwell) doesn't have time to make small talk with an admirer

PENNY DREADFUL: CITY OF ANGELS

"A secret lay is always good. I'll give you that."

Lewis (Nathan Lane) is understanding, if not thrilled, about his partner's illicit romance with Sister Molly

I MAY DESTROY YOU

"Ugh. I would do this... but I'm really tired."

Alissa (Ann Akin), displeased to find her secret lover's girlfriend at her door

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

"We were just in the '30s and they were really stylish, but so sexist and racist. The '50s, though... are still pretty sexist and racist."

"It always gets better. Just never fast enough."

Deke (Jeff Ward) and Yo-Yo (Natalia Cordova-Buckley) grow tired of being time-traveling "Agents of the Status Quo"

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (Bonus Quote!)

"[Sousa, dramatically] I think S.H.I.E.L.D. has been infiltrated... by HYDRA."

"You got it."

"Yep."

Tell the team something they don't know, Daniel (Enver Gjokaj)

STARGIRL

"Last night at the hospital, I heard you call Yolanda by her real name."

"[Chuck, through goggles] That is a common rookie superhero mistake."

Beth (Anjelika Washington) explains how she knows Courtney's super secret

BURDEN OF TRUTH

"Just apologize to him, Owen. You don't have to mean it. I do it all the time. It's called marriage."

Mayor Shepherd (Trish Fagan) urges the chief of police to say sorry to his enemy