Quotes Of The Week For June 28, 2020

We've rounded up the best TV quotes from June 28 through July 4, 2020. Scroll through our gallery of zingers, bon mots and one-liners below, then tell us if we missed any of your favorite lines from this week's television!

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

"I look like HYDRA to you...? Take a look at Ron's suit. Guy's here because he's got mouths to feed, not because he worships a space octopus." 

Nathaniel Malick (Thomas E. Sullivan) scoffs at Daisy's assumption of his allegiance

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (Bonus Quote!)

"There's something wrong with that agent."

"I know. You'd think someone named Stoner would be a little more fun."

May (Ming-Na Wen) has a (lack of) feeling about one of her and Coulson's (Clark Gregg) captors

MATCH GAME

"Paul, I'd love to let you play the game, but I'm afraid you'll have to take a number and wait your turn."

Alec Baldwin gives a DMV employee a taste of his own medicine

PENNY DREADFUL: CITY OF ANGELS

"All of this was about a damn freeway."

"It's not just a freeway, it's population control. Cut off the Chicanos with a barrier of concrete and steel, you put them in the ghetto. And then you put up another freeway around the coloreds and then the Jews and then the Chinese. They're not building roads, they're building walls. This is not the United States of America."

Tiago (Daniel Zovatto) sets Lewis (Nathan Lane) straight about the true purpose of Townsend's freeway

YELLOWSTONE

"It's like Lucille Ball and Fabio had a kid."

Beth (Kelly Reilly), describing Josh Holloway's Roarke

YELLOWSTONE (Bonus Quote!)

"You hire another girl, she needs to be mean or ugly — one of the two. The last thing I need is a lovestruck cowboy climbing into the wrong bunk, know what I mean?"

John (Kevin Costner), giving Rip very specific instructions for adding a female wrangler to the bunk-house boys

SEARCH PARTY (Episode 10)

"Ell, do you think we're the most famous people in the world right now?"

"I hope so." 

"Me, too."    

Portia (Meredith Hagner) and Elliot (John Early) consider their fame while attending their friends' murder trial

CANNONBALL

"I am perfect for this competition — I am round and shaped like a cannonball."

Armando did make a splash in the first round, but his assets weighed him down on the next obstacle

DC'S STARGIRL

"It takes two weeks to condition them. Two weeks of work. And for what?"

Dr. Ito (Nelson Lee) isn't happy about daughter Cindy casually gutting one of his minions

BLACK MONDAY

"We'll call it a draw."

"A draw? Marcus was tap-dancing on your soul."

As far as Yassir (Yassir Lester) is concerned, there's a clear winner of the Halloween dance battle between Mo and Marcus Wainwright

BLINDSPOT

"Given the extra security, it probably leads to something more important than the blackbird."

"Hey! The blackbird led to me."

"Yeah. I know what I said."

Did it somehow get darker in this Prague bunker? Because Patterson (Ashley Johnson) just threw serious shade at Rich Dotcom (Ennis Esmer)

GREENLEAF

"You know, Judee, he's only marrying you because your father is making him. He's still in love with me. [beat] Nothing to say?"

"Proverbs 12:16. The vexation of a fool is known at once. But the prudent woman ignores an insult, moves the eff on. Of course that's paraphrased."

Credit where it's due: Judee (Valerie Jane Parker) gives as good as she gets from romantic rival Charity (Deborah Joy Winans)