Quotes Of The Week For Jan. 26, 2020

We've rounded up the best TV quotes from Jan. 26 through Feb. 1, 2020. Scroll through our gallery of zingers, bon mots and one-liners below, then tell us if we missed any of your favorite lines from this week's television!

62ND GRAMMY AWARDS

"Can I just say that I think Ariana [Grande] deserves this?"

Album of the Year winner Billie Eilish humbly gives kudos to another nominee in the category

SINGLE PARENTS

"Will is in a very fragile place, and I just want to know that you really like him."

"Yeah! He's fine!"

"He's fine?"

"I mean, he's no Tom Bergeron."

Poppy (Kimrie Lewis) and Miggy (Jake Choi) are appalled to learn that Will's boring new girlfriend (guest star D'Arcy Carden) thinks he's the bland one

THE GOOD PLACE

"Let's make this quick, kids. I just started rewatching The Leftovers. Honestly, when I found out that Carrie Coon was never nominated, I almost erased 2 percent of humanity."

We've never related to Judge Gen (Maya Rudolph) more than in this moment

THE GOOD PLACE (Bonus Quote!)

"I'll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe: Take it sleazy."

In the show's very final scene, Michael (Ted Danson) thanks a good samaritan with a phrase that would make Eleanor Shellstrop proud

SCHITT'S CREEK

"I mean, you didn't end up marrying JC Chasez or Jenna Elfman, but I actually feel like Patrick's kind of the best of both of them."

Alexis (Annie Murphy), marveling that David has found a fiancé who's part ex-boy-bander, part Dharma

STATION 19

"That news that you watch every day is designed to terrify you, because if it terrifies you, you drink more, you smoke more, you take more prescription drugs, and that financially benefits the same people who program the news. And yes, there are bad people out there with a crazy number of guns. But there are good people, too — kind people, people who fight for justice and take care of their neighbors and build houses and plant trees and ignore the fear-mongering or rise above it. So don't waste your energy worrying you're gonna get shot, use it to fight for the world you wanna be a part of. Use all that energy to make your fully functional legs lift you up out of this pee-stained suit and march you toward the world you wanna live in."

Travis, giving the mother of all pep talks to a petrified teenager; alternatively, actor Jay Hayden, setting fire to a monologue from writer Kiley Donovan

BOJACK HORSEMAN (Episode 9)

"Some would say there are no bad actors, only bad teachers."

"What about Jason Segel? He was a bad actor in Bad Teacher."

BoJack (voiced by Will Arnett) wasn't a fan of the Cameron Diaz-led comedy, apparently

VANDERPUMP RULES

"I've never seen your eyes."

"You don't want to see my eyes."

"Are you dead inside?"

"Very dead."

Groom-to-be Jax lets a Miami stripper know just how thrilled he is to be getting married

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9-1-1: LONE STAR

"You know I'm holding a dart."

"And I'm packing a piece."

"That's... hot."

TK (Ronen Rubinstein) can't ignore Carlos' (Rafael Silva) certain... charm

ARROW

"I should have tried that sooner. It's not that hard, actually."

"That's because your arms are the size of telephone poles."

Diggle (David Ramsey) gives the salmon ladder a spin before closing up shop

ARROW (Bonus Quote!)

"Mia...?"

"Don't worry — the Monitor didn't drop me off because there's another Crisis coming."

Dinah (Juliana Harkavy) is surprised to see Future Mia (Katherine McNamara) paying another visit

S.W.A.T.

"Stay liquid. Ekitai Rashku. In Japanese, it means, 'like liquid.'"

"I like that."

The Japanese SPU chief is talking Hondo's (Shemar Moore) language

BLACK LIGHTNING

"I play golf with the president!"

"Yeah, well, the next time you do it, you'll be doing it with a limp."

Anissa (Nafessa Williams) prepares Agent Odell (Bill Duke) to get some nails hammered into his foot

SUPERSTORE (Bonus Quote!)

"I called I.C.E. to complain but, you know, they're not really known for their customer service."

The undocumented Mateo (Nico Santos) struggles with a faulty ankle monitor

SUPERSTORE

"Jesus Christ... is not welcome here."

Wedding officiant Glenn (Mark McKinney) nearly injects religion into Sandra and Jerry's non-denominational ceremony

THE GOOD DOCTOR

"Morgan, you are smart and nice and perfectly normal."

"I don't think she is all of those things."

Shaun (Freddie Highmore) would beg to differ with Caroline's (Annette O'Toole) assessment of Morgan