Quotes Of The Week For May 5, 2019
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GAME OF THRONES (Bonus Quote!)
"Dracarys."
With her last word, Missandei (Nathalie Emmanuel) uses High Valyrian to encourage Daenerys to unleash "dragonfire" upon Cersei
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THE RESIDENT
"For what it's worth? You deserve better. Anybody who could replace you so quickly doesn't deserve you."
The Raptor (Malcolm-Jamal Warner) reassures Mina — and reveals some of his own feelings for her — after informing her that ex-boyfriend Micah has already found someone new
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FAMILY GUY
"Give me your manliest car."
"Hey, Bill, I need a Hummer!"
"[From off screen] Again? You're insatiable!"
Um... Can we spend a little more time with Brian's mechanics? We have so many questions
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MOM
"She told me I was going to be the one to give her away. Do you know how long I've been waiting to give her away?!"
Christy (Anna Faris) is upset that Bonnie went off and got married without her
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GAME OF THRONES
"We have to celebrate our victory."
"Vomiting is not celebrating."
"Yes, it is."
A drunken Tormund (Kristofer Hivju) has very different ideas about how to commemorate a win on the battlefield than Jon Snow (Kit Harington) does
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THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT
"You could have bragged to your friend Helen that I just earned my Scout badge for making fire without a match."
"They give badges now for doing easy things the hardest way possible?"
Frank (Sawyer Barth), making the mistake of tooting his own horn to Mom (Mary McCormack)
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THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT (Bonus Quote!)
"I'm a patriotic American. I eat meat at every meal — and often as a snack."
Mike (Michael Cudlitz), offering unasked-for evidence that he's not a Commie
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GREY'S ANATOMY
"I'm sorry, did I... did I just open a time portal?"
Teddy (Kim Raver), arriving at Owen's to once again find Amelia answering the door with a baby in her arms
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THE BOLD TYPE
"Oh, girl, the bathroom has free tampons and Creme de la Mer. This is a spa day for me."
"You just wait until I show you the beauty closet, because we have the entire Fenty line."
"Well, now you're just talking dirty to me."
Tia (Alexis Floyd) discovers the perks of working at Kat's (Aisha Dee) Scarlet office space
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DC'S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
"You will do no more harm with your nipple!"
Mona's (Ramona Young) wolfie side takes a bite out of Gary's evil nipple (yes, for real)
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HAWAII FIVE-0
"Listen to me — a bunch of guys with guns just shot up my office—"
"You have an office?"
"That's not the key takeaway from that sentence."
Aaron Wright (Joey Lawrence) tries to make Tani see the urgency of his situation
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BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
"You're having a high-grade, pre-test freakout? I've been there. March 13, 2001, A.P. calc test..."
"Ames, I hate to cut you off, but we all know where this story is going."
"Oh yeah? You know that I crapped my pants in the middle of the test?"
"Oh my God, no! I thought you were just gonna say you got a B-plus or something."
"More like a BM."
"Noice! [Mouths silently] I love you."
Amy (Melissa Fumero) and Jake (Andy Samberg) are #CoupleGoals
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LUCIFER (Episode 1)
"Daniel, there you are! I need some advice in an area I assume you have great expertise: What does it mean when a woman recoils at your touch?"
Lucifer (Tom Ellis) seeks a consult from Detective "Douche"
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LUCIFER (Episode 2)
"I am not an expert on the human body... unless you count sex organs."
Maze (Lesley-Ann Brandt) plays doctor with light-headed Linda
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MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Give us what we want and we'll let you live to cry about it."
Jemma (Elizabeth Henstridge) and Daisy put the squeeze on a sketchy fuel merchant
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BLUE BLOODS
"Technically, you're both supposed to salute me."
"Fat chance!"
Moore (Gregory Jbara) informs Gormley (Robert Clohessy) and Baker that, by the book, he carries the rank of a three-star chief
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NCIS
"If there is anything unusual, this [computer program] will find it. It could find a flaw in Beyoncé."
"Did it?"
"Beyoncé? No."
Don't ask Kasie (Diona Reasonover) silly questions, Gibbs
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ARROW
"You look shocked. Is it the beard?"
Dead Tommy (Colin Donnell) pays Oliver another visit... from Chicago?
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THE FLASH
"You're not great at the Operation game, are you?"
"You suck at constructive criticism!"
Sherloque (Tom Cavanagh) chides Cisco (Carlos Valdes) at a very bad time
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NCIS: LOS ANGELES
"You've shown me the light, Agent Hanna! I won't let you down."
"I'm pretty sure you will."
Sam (LL Cool J) has low hopes for a double-crossing Cuban CI