Quotes Of The Week For June 16, 2019

THE DETOUR

"They say a storm is coming in."

"[Nate scoffs] Who's 'they'?" 

"The locals."

"What the hell do they know?"

"The weather pattern of the mountain they've spent their entire lives living in the shadow of."

Robin's (Natalie Zea) forecast calls for... skepticism from Nate (Jason Jones)?

BIG LITTLE LIES

"I will not not be rich!"

Renata (Laura Dern) is not willing to accept a middle-class lifestyle after her husband gets busted for insider trading

YELLOWSTONE

"You look like the roadie for a white rapper. You couldn't ride a horse if you were strapped to it."

"Actually, if you strap me to it, I do pretty good."

Jimmy (Jefferson White) insists he's (at least a little bit) more of a cowboy than Avery (Tanaya Beatty) thinks

YELLOWSTONE (Bonus Quote!)

"I'm flattered by the offer, but I have to ask... why aren't you supporting your son?"

"Clearly, you haven't met him."

Beth (Kelly Reilly) makes it plain to Cassidy (Kelly Rohrbach) why John is backing Jamie's political opponent

YOUNGER

"That pussy bow needs to go. You look like Nancy Pelosi on the bottom and Melania Trump on top."

"Oh... that's no fun for anyone."

Maggie (Debi Mazar) warns Liza (Sutton Foster) about her outfit's political implications

THE BACHELORETTE

"What I want to say to all of you is: Stay in your freaking lane."

Hannah bluntly scolds her suitors after they get involved in Luke P.'s neverending drama

LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS

"You don't look like Churchill. You look like Hardy ate Laurel."

HOLEY MOLEY

"You might think I'm just another celebrity cameo at the top of an ABC show, and that's it. But actually, I'm way more involved than that. I'm also a celebrity cameo at the middle of the show. And maybe, at the end."

Executive producer (and NBA superstar) Stephen Curry welcomes viewers to his extreme mini-golf competition

THE HANDMAID'S TALE

"Under His eye."

"Bite me."

June (Elisabeth Moss) has the perfect response for her pious walking partner Ofmatthew (Ashleigh LaThrop)

EUPHORIA

"Bitch, this isn't the '80s. You need to catch a d—k!"

Jules (Hunter Schafer) is far from sympathetic when Kat (Barbie Ferreira) confesses that she's a virgin

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

"I didn't know you liked that."

"I didn't know you do that."

Fitz and Simmons (Iain De Caestecker and Elizabeth Henstridge) watch their amorous evil alters do... things... to each other

LUCIFER (Episode 9)

"I was thinking about a more 'mainstream' name.... What about Michael?"

"No. Definitely not Michael."

Linda's suggestion sure would give her and Amenadiel's baby a lot to live up to!

LUCIFER (Episode 9 — Bonus Quote!)

"I can't go downstairs, Detective. Between my sunglasses, scarf and gloves, I look like Stevie Wonder on a snow day!"

Lucifer (Tom Ellis) becomes too visibly devilish to hang with the LUX crowd

DESIGNATED SURVIVOR (Episode 5)

"Is it bad today?"

"Over-the-counter pain relievers? I might as well be popping Skittles."

Lynn (Lauren Holly) starts to ease that opioid monkey off her back

DESIGNATED SURVIVOR (Episode 5 — Bonus Quote!)

"Where's Isobel?"

"She's not coming. We got into a huge fight, thanks to you."

"Why thanks to me?"

"You're the one who persuaded me to talk sense into her."

"Well, I didn't say to do it badly."

Aaron (Adan Canto) follows Lorraine's (Julie White) lead, to a fault

GOOD TROUBLE

"Hey, Mariana, can you spell misogynistic?"

"A-L-E-X."

Mariana (Cierra Ramirez) takes a jab at her bro-hole colleague (Dustin Ingram)

JANE THE VIRGIN

"I was married to her."

"A long time ago."

"Did you know she has a fear of drive-thru car washes?"

"Did you know that she and I are on the same cycle?"

Rafael (Justin Baldoni) and Jane (Gina Rodriguez) compete over who is closest with Petra and gets to have her as their maid of honor or best man