Quotes Of The Week For Nov. 25, 2018
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THE DAILY SHOW WITH TREVOR NOAH
"I actually believe [Ivanka] when she says that she wasn't using her private account for important work emails — because in order to have important work emails, you have to do important work. She doesn't do anything. Her inbox is probably just Goop newsletters and thousands of unopened emails from Eric."
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CHARMED
"We've got work to do. Bottoms up! Harry's hair of the dog."
"This is really working. What's in it?"
"I told you — hair of dog."
Now that Macy (Madeleine Mantock) is a witch, she should really start taking things — like Harry's (Rupert Evans) hangover remedy — more literally
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THE SIMPSONS
"Are you familiar with the USA Network?"
"Sure! Royal Pains, Suits, White Collar..."
"Have you ever seen any of those shows?"
"No... but somebody must've! Surely somebody!"
"There is no USA Network! There hasn't been for 20 years! It's just bus ads!"
An evil network executive (voiced by Peter Serafinowicz) reveals the shocking truth — Peak TV is a sham! — to recapper Homer (Dan Castellaneta)
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LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT
"You know what I'd like? A corned beef sandwich from the Carnegie Deli."
"That place closed two years ago."
"And nobody told me about the shiva?"
Agoraphobic hoarder Ben (Wallace Shawn) is dismayed when Fin (Ice-T) updates him on the Manhattan restaurant scene
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A MILLION LITTLE THINGS
"He's like a chocolate George Clooney with a caramel Gosling center."
Rome (Romany Malco) holds nothing back when describing the man escorting Eddie's soon-to-be-ex-wife to dinner
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THIS IS US
"Toby, we hate surprises. Do you remember Madison's birthday, where that guy jumped out of the cake and you peed a little?"
"OK, human beings are not supposed to be in baked goods!"
Kate (Chrissy Metz) reminds Toby (Chris Sullivan) about why they like to know what's on the horizon
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TITANS
"I went cold turkey. Burned the suit."
"Wow. That's dramatic. Mine's in the closet. Those things are expensive!"
Dick (Brenton Thwaites) dispatching with his costume fills Donna Troy (Conor Leslie) with... wonder
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CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND
"I am so excited to see some fall foliage. I really miss East Coast seasons."
"We have seasons in L.A.! T-shirt, sweatshirt, puffer and tank-top."
Josh (Vincent Rodriguez III) lays out the wide range of Los Angeles climate options for Rebecca (Rachel Bloom)
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CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND (Bonus Quote!)
"You've got a nice figure. What do you eat, and when do you eat it? Please write this down for me, because I'm always looking for tips."
Rebecca's mom Naomi (Tovah Feldshuh) isn't shy about pushing Valencia to spill her fitness secrets
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THE FLASH
"It's a pie. It's not supposed to be a piece of cake."
Killer Frost's alter ego (Danielle Panabaker) has killer jokes, y'all
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TITANS (Bonus Quote!)
"I wonder what the Penguin's doing right now..."
A bespectacled stranger gets Dick (Brenton Thwaites) thinking about a flippered foe
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SUPERGIRL
"Oh my. I don't think you can cook a turkey four different times."
"It's accumulating flavor!"
Alex (Chyler Leigh) is first to say that her sis isn't super in the kitchen
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SUPERNATURAL
"This is the best day ever!"
Jack (Alexander Calvert), after Dean lets him drive Baby
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DC'S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
"And you thought a minotaur was bullheaded."
"Oooh, mythology burn!"
Nate (Nick Zano) takes wordplay by the horns
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DC'S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW (Bonus Quote!)
"That's for being on my summer eighth-grade reading list."
Sara (Caity Lotz) serves Hemingway a haymaker
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THE CONNERS
"I don't think I've ever felt this close to you. Thank you for not being a judgmental little troll for once."
A pregnant and scared Becky (Lecy Goranson) thanks younger sister Darlene for her support
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DIRTY JOHN
"Hi. I'm here for Debra."
"[after a pause] Are you delivering a package?"
Debra's daughter Veronica (Juno Temple) is quick to judge the casual attire of her mom's new date (Eric Bana)
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HAWAII FIVE-0
"Sounds like my ex-mother-in-law."
Danny (Scott Caan) has an immediate reaction to an ominous, distorted voice
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MOM
"Angie Harmon used to move her arms around a lot on Law & Order."
"She still on that show?"
"No, it got cancelled. She went to Rizzoli & Isles."
"Well that's not on anymore, either. Should we be worried about her?"
Adam (William Fichtner) and Jill (Jaime Pressly) get distracted when law student Christy comes to them for advice