Quotes Of The Week For Aug. 25, 2019

We've rounded up the best TV quotes from Aug. 25 through Aug. 31, 2019. Scroll through our gallery of zingers, bon mots and one-liners below, then drop a comment and tell us if we missed any of your favorite lines from this week's television!

THE AFFAIR

"How nice to meet another one of Noah's women."

Helen's mother Margaret (Kathleen Chalfant) introduces herself to Noah's girlfriend Janelle

YELLOWSTONE

"I don't wanna die on a f—ing toilet!"

Teal (Terry Serpico), just before Kayce flushed away the last of the villain's life

YELLOWSTONE (Bonus Quote!)

"I wish we never met."

"Yeah, I bet you do."

Malcolm (Neal McDonough) and John (Kevin Costner), exchanging a few last words before the former's death

POWER

"This is a dangerous f–king place to work."

Tameika (Quincy Tyler Bernstine) gives the understatement of the year after a third (!) member of the Assistant United States Attorney's office is murdered

FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL

"We have to act fast. Right now, you're white-hot, but reality fame doesn't last long. I mean, we're already forgotten about Cazzandra."

"Who's that?"

"She happens to be the winner of Stripper Party. She also happens to be my wife."

Celebrity publicist Nigel (Philip Brodie) won't sugarcoat how fleeting reality TV fame can be 

YOUNGER

"You wrote a letter to the wrong guy."

Josh (Nico Tortorella) makes his feelings about Liza's goodbye note known

BH90210 (Bonus Quote!)

"Who'd have ever thought we'd go out with the same girl..."

"Indeed."

Jason (Jason Priestley) and Gabby (Gabrielle Carteris) share a "Valentine"

BH90210

"You gave her a role in the show. I mean, I auditioned for Kelly. Imagine if I had gotten the role?"

"Mmmph. Disaster."

"All right, let's not go overboard."

Tori (Tori Spelling) admits the role of Kelly wasn't Taylor-made for her

CARNIVAL ROW (Episode 3)

"I'll be s–tting bones and leather for a week."

In confessing to his condition, Darius (Ariyon Bakare) overshares with Philo

SUCCESSION (Bonus Quote!)

"You don't hyperdecant...? You're just doing regular decanting?"

"If by 'regular decanting' you mean 'pouring it into my open mouth,' yeah."

Connor (Alan Ruck) questions Shiv's (Sarah Snook) wine game

SUCCESSION

"I can't believe I'm on a private plane. It's like I'm in a band. A very white, very wealthy band... It's like I'm in U2."

Greg (Nicholas Braun) is flying high on the Waystar PJ

13 REASONS WHY (Episode 12)

"To those of you who are still seated, I know a lot of you still have stories, but you're not ready to share them yet. And that's OK. When you're ready, we'll listen. And we will continue to fight to make sure that no one is assaulted, harassed, or abused at this school. We will not sit down, we will not be quiet, we will not rest until that happens."

Jessica (Alisha Boe) uses her power as student body president to offer support and encouragement to victims and survivors

WHY WOMEN KILL

"I imagine she dreams of stifling me with a pillow or casting me aside like an old shoe."

"Oh, honey, you know I'd never throw away a shoe."

Well, now we know where Simone (Lucy Liu) ranks her husband (Jack Davenport)