The fall 2014 TV season is upon us — and what better way to remind yourself of that fact than by diving into TVLine’s Quotes of the Week?
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This time around we’ve got food- and beverage-based humor from Last Week Tonight, The Real and Real Time, a double dose of Sons of Anarchy, inappropriate come-ons on Unforgettable and General Hospital, and much more.
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So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.