Quotes of the Week from Devious Maids, Enlisted, Awkward and More!

It’s Father’s Day, which means you’re probably watching television — or thinking about watching television in the next few hours. (Which may not differ from any other Sunday, but still… )

Our gift to you is Quotes of the Week — a collection of the best retorts, one-liners and bon mots from the last seven days of small-screen hijinks!

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This time around, we’ve got a celebrity spokesperson on Suits, a devilish aside on Fargo, a brutally honest read on Wendy Williams, a case of double identity on OITNB, double doses of Awkward, Mistresses and Veep – plus a classic movie reference from Kelly Ripa, and much more.

So click through our gallery (look for the button beneath the photo, above, or CLICK HERE) for the latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!