Psychological Torture Week is over on American Idol — or at least we can hope! — and it’s time to focus on what the Season 13 Top 4 will/should sing for a “Break-Ups/Make-Ups”-themed episode on Wednesday (8/7c on Fox).
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Yeah, sure, the parameters are broader than a double-wide trailer — aren’t 75 percent of popular tunes about love gone right or oh-so-wrong? — but that’s not stopping me from brainstorming ideas to avoid the horrors of “Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now),” “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” and “Piece of My Heart” (to name a few).
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Click through the gallery below for my brilliant/baffling picks, then hit the comments and share your own suggestions!