CBS Reveals Finale Dates and Scoops (Funerals! Weddings! Space Missions! New Lovers!)

Bazinga! CBS on Thursday morning unveiled not only its calendar of season finale dates, but also a snippet of scoop for each and every season ender — several of which are super-sized!

Let’s see what’s what….

10 pm CSI: Miami |
When one of the CSIs’ biggest enemies is murdered, Horatio must determine which of his team members is a suspect.

SUNDAY, APRIL 29 (aka the fourth night of May Sweeps)
9 pm The Good Wife | Lockhart & Gardner faces its biggest challenge yet when Patti Nyholm (Martha Plimpton) returns, joining forces with Louis Canning (Michael J. Fox) to drive Alicia’s firm into bankruptcy.

8 pm The Amazing Race |
After traveling five continents, 22 cities and nearly 40,000 miles, the series’ 20th installment concludes in a special two-hour season finale as the final four teams race through Japan and onto Honolulu, where one will win the $1 million prize.

8 pm 2 Broke Girls |
(One hour) Max and Caroline use Caroline’s invite to a Manhattan gala as a means to meet guest star Martha Stewart and present their cupcake business.

10 pm Unforgettable |
On the trail of her sister’s murderer, Carrie returns to Syracuse (Let’s go, Orange!), where the killer may have struck again.

10 pm CSI |
When a friend of the Sheriff becomes a prime suspect in his wife’s brutal murder, the investigation’s political fallout reveals the truth behind Russell’s troubled history with Finlay. Also, an old foe of the CSIs resurfaces and threatens the team.

8 pm The Big Bang Theory |
Wolowitz makes his final preparations to launch into space.

8 pm Undercover Boss |
The CEO of Mastec, one of the largest builders of telecommunication and energy systems in North America, goes undercover and experiences a “jolting” revelation.

9 pm CSI: NY | When Mac is shot, he finds himself in limbo as he fights for his life.

10 pm Blue Bloods | Frank races against the clock when he learns there’s solid intel indicating a terrorist attack, but no indication of the place or means.

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8 pm Survivor: One World |
In the two-hour season finale, the remaining castaways vie for the chance to be named Sole Survivor and take home the million-dollar grand prize.

10 pm Survivor: One World Reunion Show

8 pm How I Met Your Mother |
(One hour) On Barney’s wedding day, his wife is finally revealed, and the gang reminisces about the time they encouraged Ted to follow his heart and go after the one that got away.

9 pm Two and a Half Men | Jake graduates from school and makes a huge decision about what to do with his life.

9:30 pm Mike & Molly | Will Mike and Molly finally make it down the aisle?

10 pm Hawaii Five-0 | Five-0 goes on a manhunt when one of their own is killed in the line of duty.

8 pm NCIS |
Terrorism shakes the foundations of the Navy and NCIS to such an extent that Gibbs and the team face surprises that will devastate them.

9 pm NCIS: Los Angeles | (Two hours) The L.A. team is drawn into a deadly mind game against a master criminal motivated by revenge.

9 pm Criminal Minds |
(Two hours) When a federal bank is under attack, the BAU is called to negotiate a hostage situation. As events unfold in real-time, tensions rise as one of the team becomes a hostage. Also, Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster) says goodbye.

8:30 pm Rules of Engagement |
Jen volunteers to throw Audrey a baby shower, but puts the wrong date on the invitation; Jeff takes a liking to Audrey’s maternity clothes; and Russell accomplishes great things when he decides to give up women.

9 pm Person of Interest | As the clock ticks down, Reese winds up trapped with his POI in the most heavily surveilled part of the city, forced to rely on the help of Finch, Carter and Fusco to fend off the FBI, corrupt cops and a slew of old foes.

10 pm The Mentalist | After another failed attempt to defeat Red John, Patrick Jane hits rock bottom (!), finds a lover (!!) and shoots one of his own (!!!).

Which CBS finale are you most excited for-slash-dreading?