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Brace yourselves, Bones fans: Brennan will go into labor this April while — gasp! — behind bars.

“Booth and Brennan are investigating a prison escape when they get locked in,” executive producer Stephen Nathan tells TV Guide Magazine. And wouldn’t you know it, the couple’s baby-to-be picks then and there to start nudging its way into daylight.

Season 7 of Bones premieres Thursday, Nov. 3.

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• TVLine has learned exclusively that Megan Mullally’s former Will & Grace nemesis, Leslie Jordan, will guest star in Episode 8 of Desperate Housewives‘ eighth (and final) season as an art gallery owner.

• 90210‘s Teddy (Trevor Donovan) is getting hitched to his yet-to-be-introduced boyfriend (played by Gigantic actor Ryan Rottman). TV Guide Magazine has a preview picture of The CW soap’s upcoming I Dos that take place at a cheesy chapel in Las Vegas.

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• Absolutely Fabulous is (almost) back, and EW.com has a first look of Patsy and Edina in action. The first of three new Ab Fab specials debut on BBC America and Logo in early 2012.

• James Lesure (Mr. Sunshine), Michael Cassidy (Privileged) and Adam Busch (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) will pal around with Danny Masterson (That 70’s Show) on Breckin Meyers’ (Franklin & Bash) new buddy comedy pilot for TBS, Men at Work, Deadline reports.

• Syfy is developing a TV version of Matt Damon’s big screen thriller, The Adjustment Bureau, per Deadline. Smallville executive producers Darren Swimmer and Todd Slavkin will pen the project.

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• Extreme Makeover: Home Edition host Ty Pennington has joined ABC’s new health and lifestyle series, The Revolution. Project Runway‘s Tim Gunn and celeb trainer Harley Pasternak are already tied to the project.

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