Who says being George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend isn’t a valid career choice? Yes, folks, Elisabetta Canalis and Val Chmerkovskiy, who exhibited all the artistic flair of two Idaho potatoes soaking in a pot of tepid water on Monday night’s performance show, somehow managed to [SPOILERS AHEAD] survive the first results-show telecast of Dancing With the Stars’ 13th season — and didn’t even wind up “in jeopardy.”
Instead, the three couples who weren’t immediately sent to safety by Emmy-nominated Tom Bergeron and his sparkly robot sidekick Brooke Burke included:
Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke
Ron ArtestMeta World Peace and Peta Murgatroyd
Nancy Grace and Tristan McManus
And the couple with the overall lowest total of judges’ scores and viewer votes was…Meta and Peta. “All I wanna know is who’s coming with me?” asked Meta, pumping his fists in the air in triumph, then giving props to his neophyte pro partner. “Thanks to ABC, Dancing With the Stars, and Peta. It was awesome. I had a great, great time.”
But here’s a crucial question for all of you Dancing lovers: Did the right couple go home? If not, then who should’ve faced elimination? Sound off in the comments, and for all my reality recaps, follow me on Twitter @MichaelSlezakTV!