What to Watch Today

Oscar Isaac's Big Gamble, Schumer Special and More

  • Netflix
    Amy Schumer Presents: Parental Advisory

    This Netflix Is a Joke special includes Schumer-curated stand-up sets from Lil Rel Howery, Christina P, Ron Funches, Rachel Feinstein and more.

  • Ovation
    Murdoch Mysteries

    Two episodes: Murdoch tracks a murderer at a vagrant encampment; then at 8 pm, James Pendrick’s new invention turns deadly.

  • HBO
    The Card Counter

    Premium cable premiere: A military interrogator-turned-gambler (Moon Knight‘s Oscar Isaac) is haunted by past decisions; Tiffany Haddish (The Afterparty), Tye Sheridan (Ready Player One) and Willem Dafoe (The Lighthouse) co-star.

  • Hallmark Channel
    Caribbean Summer

    TV-movie premiere: A news producer (Roswell, New Mexico‘s Heather Hemmens) gets scammed in the Caribbean, only to find fun and romance in a local rental owner (Charmed‘s Ser’Darius Blain).

  • Lifetime
    Dirty Little Secret

    TV-movie premiere: Lucy (V.C. Andrews’ Heaven‘s Lizzie Boys) struggles with her mother’s (Sabrina the Teenage Witch‘s Melissa Joan Hart) hoarding disorder, and must decide whether to expose the secret to the world.

  • BBC America
    Planet Earth: Dynasties

    A clan of hyenas work together to survive, as they wait for wildebeests to return to the Zambian plains.

  • The CW
    Would I Lie to You?

    Guests include Laura Benanti (Younger), Maulik Pancholy (30 Rock), Becky Ann Baker (Girls) and Chris Gethard (Broad City).

  • Showtime

    Premium cable premiere: An oil rigger from Oklahoma (The Martian‘s Matt Damon) travels to Marseille, France to help exonerate his daughter (Scream Queens‘ Abigail Breslin) from a crime she claims she didn’t commit.

  • NBC
    Saturday Night Live

    Willem Dafoe hosts this repeat from January; Katy Perry performs.