Much like the Hollywood Foreign Press Association at tonight’s Golden Globes, we’ve got some TV awards to hand out.
Instead of a fancy ceremony, though, our awards merely take place in the below Quotes of the Week compilation, which gathers the most memorable small-screen dialogue from the past seven days.
This time around, we’ve got a delightful psychology pun courtesy of Charmed, WandaVision‘s cheeky reference to a Marvel Cinematic Universe continuity error, Resident Alien‘s extremely loose definition of the word “truce,” and a surprisingly high number of quotes about avocado, thanks to All American and NCIS: Los Angeles.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: a double dose of Batwoman, plus sound bites from American Idol, The Oval, Name That Tune, The Good Doctor and more series.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!