Quotes of the Week: The White Lotus, Heels, Nine Perfect Strangers and More

Best TV Quotes

If you watched The White Lotus‘ season finale and thought Shane’s feces-related rant to the front desk might make our Quotes of the Week cut… well, you were right!

Fortunately, that’s the only sound bite in this week’s compilation that involves a bowel movement. (Whew!) Elsewhere in our collection of TV’s most memorable dialogue, you’ll find an animated Thanos pitching his “snap” plan to other MCU characters on What If…?, John Oliver’s accurate assessment of Jeopardy!‘s now-booted new host, and not one, but two absurd lines from Tyler Perry shows. (And he has no plans to write less ridiculous scripts.)

This week’s roundup also features double doses of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Ted Lasso, plus quotable moments from Nine Perfect Strangers, Heels, The Chair (read premiere recap) and more.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!