A High School Musical summer camper, HBO Max’s animated Joker and the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s newest Hulk have all taken up residence in our latest Quotes of the Week compilation.
In the list below, we’ve gathered more than a dozen of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got She-Hulk‘s appreciation for a fellow Disney property, the impromptu creation of a new Chili’s jingle from a Bachelorette contestant, a light-hearted parting threat from Reservation Dogs‘ Grandma Mabel and a succinct summary of ’90s culture on Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: a double dose of Westworld‘s Season 4 finale (grade the episode), plus quotable moments from Animal Kingdom, Tales of the Walking Dead, Only Murders in the Building and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
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HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL: THE MUSICAL: THE SERIES
Image Credit: Disney+ screenshot “Corbin Bleu is just a character in a documentary. He can’t hurt me.”
There’s only one TV show on which this line would ever be uttered, and you’re looking at it
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HARLEY QUINN
Image Credit: HBO Max screenshot “I wanted to show my appreciation for you and all you do. It’s arroz con pollo from mi casa to su casa.”
“Mmm-hmm. And is that an ethnic dish, or…”
“It sure is ‘ethnic.’ Speaking of racist…”
Joker (voiced by Alan Tudyk) kisses up to fellow class mom
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ANIMAL KINGDOM
Image Credit: TNT screenshot “Well, well, well, if it isn’t my favorite known offspring.”
Billy (Denis Leary) reunites with son Deran
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RESERVATION DOGS
Image Credit: Hulu screenshot “Don’t give away my Blue Willow dish set. I’ll haunt you.”
Grandma Mabel (Geraldine Keams) cracks one last joke before her spirit departs
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NEVER HAVE I EVER
Image Credit: Netflix screenshot “I was going to surprise my book club with them, but they kicked me out for asking to read Outlander a third time.”
Mrs. Paloma (Amy Tolsky) explains why she suddenly doesn’t need the Shen Yun tickets she offers the girls
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WESTWORLD
Image Credit: HBO screenshot “Charlotte. Good to see you again. Like what I’ve done with the place?”
“You turned my world into a game.”
“It was already a game, I just cranked it to expert level.”
William (Ed Harris) and Charlotte (Tessa Thompson) have one of their last differences in opinion
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WESTWORLD (Bonus Quote!)
Image Credit: HBO screenshot “And that’s what I choose to see. I see the beauty in this world.”
Maya (Ariana DeBose) hits Christina with a very familiar-sounding sentiment
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TALES OF THE WALKING DEAD
Image Credit: AMC screenshot “Just when I think there’s nothing left, the world reminds me there’s still magic.”
“There’s no magic. You’re holding a Glock on me, and we just saw two dead people stumbling around with maggots on their faces. [Beat] I’m sorry. Some things are still nice.”
Evie (Olivia Munn) and Joe (Terry Crews) have different points of view on a post-apocalyptic sunset, at least at first
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PRETTY LITTLE LIARS: ORIGINAL SIN
Image Credit: Courtesy of HBO Max “Why were you all so cruel to Angela? What was it about that girl?”
“It was a different time. Girls were meaner in the ’90s.”
This isn’t the answer Imogen (Bailee Madison) expected, but it’s hard to argue with Elodie’s (Lea Salonga) logic
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SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW
Image Credit: Disney+ screenshot “These transformations are triggered by distressed emotional states, so we need to know the exact threshold that causes it for you.”
“Oooh! Put on a Pixar movie. When Bing Bong jumps out of the wagon in Inside Out.”
Jen (Tatiana Maslany) nudges her cousin Bruce (Mark Ruffalo) to fire up the Disney+
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EVIL
Image Credit: Courtesy of Paramount+ “I’m not sure I want to become a nun, but I want to talk to Sister Andrea about it.”
“The f—k you are!”
Kristen (Katja Herbers) is vehemently against Lynn’s (Brooklyn Shuck) desire to explore the religious life
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ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING
Image Credit: Hulu screenshot “This delightful creature kept me up all night telling me to go f—k myself, which is why I look like Nick Nolte after Mardi Gras.”
Despite Mrs. Gambolini’s best efforts, Oliver (Martin Short) still doesn’t look this bad
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THE BACHELORETTE
Image Credit: ABC screenshot (2) “Tino’s being a real baby back bitch.”
Ethan accidentally comes up with an alternate jingle for Chili’s while slamming his romantic rival
