Fittingly, you’ll find plenty of fireworks in our July 4 edition of Quotes of the Week.
As we do every Sunday, we’ve compiled the week’s best TV sound bites into the list below, which includes more than 15 zingers and bon mots from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got David Makes Man‘s sly reference to the network on which it airs, a Celebrity Dating Game guest who took all the mystery out of her identity, a tremendous airing of grievances from Legends of Tomorrow‘s Nate and memorable breakups on both The Bachelorette and Evil. (But only one of them uses the phrase “dried-up little ovaries,” and it’s probably not the show you think it is.)
Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of The Republic of Sarah and Sistas, plus quotable moments from The Haves and the Have Nots, Dynasty, Crime Scene Kitchen, Last Week Tonight and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!