CHANCE OF DEATH | Not gonna happen. The show’s called Teen Wolf, not Teen Angel.
Stiles (Dylan O’Brien)
CHANCE OF DEATH | Unlikely. Considering the Nogitsune actually says “Stiles is dying” in the promo for this week’s episode, Scott’s pasty sidekick is far too obvious a choice for the actual victim. Besides, Stiles’ death would cause international riots — and I can’t say I wouldn’t be joining in.
Allison (Crystal Reed)
CHANCE OF DEATH | Quite possible. Allison tends to insert her human self into some particularly sticky supernatural situations. Plus, she’s not dating Scott anymore, so she’s basically lost her immunity.
Lydia (Holland Roden)
CHANCE OF DEATH | Possible. The Nogitsune currently has Lydia in its clutches, and that’s really not great. However, getting rid of Beacon Hills’ sole banshee — that we know of — would be a bad move, creatively, so I’m staying optimistic.
Derek (Tyler Hoechlin)
CHANCE OF DEATH | Possible. Look, we all love Derek — mostly on mute, to be honest — but what purpose has he served in Season 3B? At this point, I’m convinced Scott’s just letting Derek stay in his pack so they can use his loft for parties and/or large-scale fight sequences.
Isaac (Daniel Sharman)
CHANCE OF DEATH | Extremely likely. Hasn’t Isaac basically been dying for the past two to three episodes, anyway? He only left the hospital thanks to the strength of that Nogitsune fly, and now that it’s gone, so too are his chances for survival.
Kira (Arden Cho)
CHANCE OF DEATH | Possible. Given that she wields the Katana, Kira will more than likely find herself going toe toe toe with the Nogitsune this week. That said, the girl’s got Pikachu-esque thunder powers, and she’s not to be trifled with.
Ethan and/or Aiden (Max and/or Charlie Carver)
CHANCE OF DEATH | Extremely likely. Besides the fact that Max and Charlie Carver are both in Damon Lindelof’s HBO drama pilot The Leftovers, the twins have had one foot — or two feet, I guess — in Death’s door since they arrived in Beacon Hills. Their hotheadedness is bound to bite them in their flawless behinds eventually.
Malia (Shelley Hennig)
CHANCE OF DEATH | Unlikely. Malia being the victim in this week’s episode would require Malia to actually be in this week’s episode. Seriously, has anyone heard from ol’ blue eyes lately?
Papa Argent (JR Bourne)
CHANCE OF DEATH | Unlikely. Papa Argent is way too badass to be taken down by some whack fox spirit. Besides, if he dies, who will take over his duties of pointing guns while also looking distressed? He’s so good at multi-tasking.
Sheriff Stilinski (Linden Ashby)
CHANCE OF DEATH | Unlikely. Do you really think Jeff Davis would be so cruel as to make Stiles a full-on orphan? Besides, the McCall house is running out of bedrooms! Scott’s mom can’t just keep taking kids in. This is not The Fosters, people.
Peter (Ian Bohen)
CHANCE OF DEATH | Unlikely. Peter’s already died once, so that would just be recycling at its worst.
Dr. Deaton (Seth Gilliam)
CHANCE OF DEATH | Unlikely. I don’t have a legitimate argument to back this one up, except that we’ve been told the death will be significant — and would anyone really care if we lost the veterinarian? (No offense, Deats.)
Jackson (Colton Haynes)
Wait… how did this one get in here? (Miss you, J-baby.)