THE LATEST | While waiting for her very hot (and very late) date, Haley rolls her eyes a-plenty as she witnesses Andy-the-Manny recording a mushy-gushy video to send to his girlfriend stationed with the Coast Guard.
AWW! | When video director Phil calls for an Officer and a Gentleman moment, Andy scoops Haley up into his arms and professes to his girlfriend’s stand-in how highly he values and respects her and thus deems himself barely worthy of her love — as Haley’s eyes cease rolling and start welling up.
THE FORECAST | Downright misty! Andy demonstrated to Haley — perhaps too well — why nice guys shouldn’t finish last, as evidenced by her subsequent snubbing of her tardy hottie. Now, can she get over the fact that she’s falling for a guy just like her dad?
THE LATEST | Lorelei possesses Ward, tapping into his spirit – which reveals that Ward’s true love is definitely not Melinda May.
OUCH! | Ward confesses to Lorelei that he actually has feelings for Skye… this coming after Lorelei and Ward have sex. (It’s official: Ward cannot be tamed.) May, of course, is none too pleased about any of it.
THE FORECAST | Dark and dreary. It seems as if an arrow has pierced the shield hearts of Ward/May shippers everywhere.
THE LATEST | After hearing that Lily left with The Captain (he returns!), Marshall heads to The Captain’s house, ready to knock him out. However, when he gets there, Marshall discovers that nothing inappropriate actually happened – Lily just needed a place to “use the powder room.” But for what purpose?
AWW! | Later on, Lily reveals she needed to use the bathroom so she could take a pregnancy test. Turns out, Lily is pregnant!
THE FORECAST | Sunny! After hearing of her pregnancy, Marshall tells Lily they are going to Rome to live out her dreams. “We’re going to do your dream, because you’ve already given me mine,” he says. A flash-forward shows the happy family living abroad, baby and all.
THE LATEST | After amusingly discussing with their respective BFFs what their impetuous hook-up did or didn’t mean, Vincent and Cat are thrown together undercover as husband and wife, and at a masked ball, no less — just as in the site of one of their most infamous lip-locks. And though Vincent nearly Brittas their full-on reunion by treating Cat like a “damsel in distress,” his staging of a romantic rooftop rendezvous seals the deal — they are, always have been, and ostensibly forever will be, in love.
OUCH! | … and then the cops showed up to arrest Vincent Keller for the murder of Tori’s father. Thanks, ADA Gabe!
THE FORECAST | Gabe out of the picture, happiness within VinCat’s grasp… and then armed men show up to drag the beast away. Haven’t we seen this movie before?
THE LATEST | It’s either the best thing, or worst thing to ever happen in Bachelor history: After Nikki professes her love to Juan Pablo in the finale, Pablo responds with this gem: “Honestly, I have a ring here in my pocket, and I’m not going to use it. I’m not 100 percent sure that I want to propose to you, but at the same time, I’m 100 percent sure that I don’t want to let you go,” Alrighty, then.
OUCH! | During the “After the Final Rose” show, Harrison tries to get Pablo to utter the big L word, but he refuses to say he loves Nikki. Instead, Pablo goes on a tangent about how the couple can finally be themselves now that those pesky producers aren’t around!
THE FORECAST | Hailing drama! It seems as if Harrison is trying to distance himself as much as possible from Pablo and his non-conforming antics.
THE LATEST | Now that Troy is out of the picture (sad face), Annie and Abed need a new roommate. Abed suggests that Rachel move in – they’ve been dating for the equivalent of a year a month, after all — but Rachel clearly isn’t interested… especially considering that Abed never even talked to her about it.
AWW! | After confessing his ploy to get Rachel to move in (a hilarious bit involving Annie, her brother, John, and a VCR game), Abed offers a cute “third act apology,” complete with fake rain and a rainbow cutout.
THE FORECAST | Clear skies. At the end of the episode, Rachel tells Abed that, as long as they are honest with each other, everything will be OK.
THE LATEST | Callie basically has the worst day ever: Not only does Leah file a complaint against her, but it turns out Callie’s research with Derek has also gone kaput. Meanwhile, Arizona breaks her prosthetic leg, which causes even more tension between the married gals.
AWW! | At the end of the episode, Arizona talks about her journey post-amputation, and how difficult things have been. She talks about how happy she used to be, before proclaiming to Callie, “I don’t need much to be happy… but I do know that I need you.” The two share a touching moment where Callie retrievies Arizona’s old roller sneakers.
THE FORECAST | Sun on the horizon. It’s been a rough journey for Calzona, but it seems like these two might finally be on the uptick.
THE LATEST | Witnessing Regina’s shock — and then utter heartbreak — upon seeing Henry back in town but completely unfamiliar with the mother who raised him, Emma immediately pulled her frenemy aside to update her on the sad sitch. Later, Emma invited Regina inside her bail bondswoman world with a stake-out, where Regina further opened up about her sense of loss.
SOB! | Though Regina had her reservations, Emma thought it important to introduce Henry to “Mayor Mills” — and while the lad was open to the suggestion of a town tour/ice cream date, the moment nonetheless left Regina cold. Still, she had to note to Emma, “It’s a start.”
THE FORECAST | Green clouds ahead. It’s going to take a magical union of Stalwart Savior and Evil Queen to vanquish Storybrooke’s newest threat — but there is perhaps no motivation stronger than that of reuniting a son with his other mother.
THE LATEST | As she prepares the keynote speech for the American Bar Association meeting, Alicia remembers her harrowing re-entry into the workforce following Peter’s scandal – with all flashbacks leading back to Will unexpectedly bumping into her on a highrise elevator. (Oh, these two and their elevators. Sigh.) Throughout the episode, we see several cute Will/Alicia moments from the past, including one where he tells her, “Hey, we all have a past that could hurt us: Don’t let yours hurt you.”
AWW! | Back in the present timeline, Alicia and Will share a handshake — a first step toward melting the iciness in their relationship since the launch of Florrick-Agos.
THE FORECAST | Windy…but in the best way. Seeing as these two share a history and crazy, delicious sexual tension, it wouldn’t be a shock to see them reignite their spark inside and/or outside the courtroom.
THE LATEST | Ever the little vixen, Victoria visits Nolan at his house and blames him for Patrick’s downward spiral into hot mess territory.
OUCH! | During a moment alone, Nolan claims the Hamptons have changed Patrick, and tries to get him a spot in the ArtWalk. However, after much soul-searching (and working out), Patrick decides it’s time to leave the Hamptons behind – he needs a fresh start, he says.
THE FORECAST | Tornado. Sigh, we will miss you and your crazy abs, Patrick.