Not technically an actress, true, but the Bachelor franchise vet has convincingly feigned interest in everyone from Brad Womack to oafish Cody (on Bachelor in Paradise). What better way to forge Monday night ABC synergy?
Penelope Ann Miller
Yes, her boozy, unhinged, murderous Mistresses character brutally tormented and threatened Yunjin Kim’s Karen, but did we mention she’s boozy, unhinged and murderous? (Great attributes in a primetime soap!) Plus, she’s prone to lines like, “Did you see [dead husband] Tom’s face when you were screwing my son?” Sign her up!