No Shirt, No Shoes, No Breakfast!: Hirsute Ken takes his first meal of the day with a side of chest hair.
Skin, Deep: “Ben loves me with no makeup on,” said Michelle, wearing full battle cosmetics at bedtime
Eyes Not Trying to See That: Host Jenny McCarthy cranks up the intensity for the season finale.
Best Reaction Shot of the Week: Yanina, not certain whether to laugh or flee at Jenny’s “eyes on you” shenanigans.
Quote of the Week: “At least the back comes with airbags,” says Ben of the hinky bikes (lest an episode go by without a reference to Michelle’s “jugs”).
Southern Exposure: True confession: I’ve never used a compass. Can anyone confirm/deny if Michelle’s usage is on point or totally cray-cray?
Goodnight, Moon: Does that statue actually exist in the Dominican Republic, or did a clever producer just buy a sculpture at Home Goods and film it in front of a “generic night sky” backdrop?
No Filter?: Yanina declares that Ken’s morning coffee — filtered through toilet paper — “looks like diarrhea.”
I like red wine, walks on the beach, and enjoying all the city has to offer: Ken and Yanina approach the finish line.
This Shot Actually Happened: I’ll just let the screengrab speak for itself.
And The Winners Are: Aww, Ken and Yanina! I hope you crazy kids really make it.