With all due respect to The Weather Channel, our latest Quotes of the Week gallery doesn’t include any sound bites from recent Hurricane Florence coverage.
It does, however, feature 20 memorable exchanges and one-liners from the last seven days of television, both scripted and unscripted.
This time around, we’ve got bathroom-related woes for Insecure‘s Kelli, Bachelor in Paradise‘s most uncomfortable breakup of the season, a nod to a popular Netflix drama on Mayans MC and a very polarizing farewell from Big Brother host Julie Chen.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert and the series premiere of Showtime’s Kidding.
Check out the attached gallery — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!