The bad news: Your upcoming work week does not include a Wednesday holiday.

The good news: Our latest Quotes of the Week gallery features enough bon mots and zingers to hold off those Sunday blues.

This time around, we’ve got The Bachelorette‘s apt reference to a Jim Carrey film, a quick summary of The Affair‘s tangled relationship web, a horrifying mental image courtesy of a Gong Show judge and the understatement of the year on The Handmaid’s Tale.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: a double dose of the 12 Monkeys series finale, plus two more memorable lines from GLOW‘s sophomore run.

Check out the attached gallery — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!