The long-awaited solar eclipse is just one day away — so why not check out our Quotes of the Week while you’ve still got some sunlight?

This time around, we’ve got the understatement of the year on Marvel’s The Defenders, a kinky request on Ray Donovan, grooming tips from a Bachelor in Paradise cast member and one of Twin Peaks‘ most disturbing visuals yet.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: a double dose of Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Summer Edition, including Tina Fey’s cake-assisted rant about the Trump administration.

Check out the attached gallery — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!