Need a last-minute Father’s Day gift? Problem solved: Just present Dad with TVLine’s latest batch of Quotes of the Week.

This time around, we’ve got a disconcerting medical opinion on Kingdom, unexpected Downton Abbey love via iZombie, online dating woes on The Carmichael Show and a literary-infused insult on RuPaul’s Drag Race reunion show.

Also featured in this week’s round-up: double doses of the Tony Awards, Fear the Walking Dead, Nashville and Twin Peaks.

Check out the attached gallery — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!