Good news, my fellow Americans: Should our country’s upcoming election not go the way we hope, there’s a Plan B. Actually, make that a Plan E!

The Royals on Wednesday released a special message from Queen Helena (played by Elizabeth Hurley), extending an invitation for us to return “home” to England: “It’s been a few centuries since your Boston Tea Party mishap — and look who’s getting royally teabagged now.”

Of course, it’s not like (The Royals‘ version of) England isn’t lacking in drama: When the drama returns Dec. 4, Buckingham Palace will be rocked by the surprise return of presumed-dead Prince Robert, along with the usual Henstridge family shenanigans.

Hit PLAY on the video above for the queen’s full address, then drop a comment with your thoughts below.