Quotes of the Week: Liars, Mistresses, Major Crimes, John Oliver and More

Whether or not you’re counting down the hours until Game of Thrones‘ Season 6 finale, one thing’s for sure: You’ve all been waiting with bated breath for TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.

This time around, we’ve got a double dose of Kardashian putdowns, Orange Is the New Black‘s Bones confusion and “Brexit” coverage courtesy of John Oliver and Bill Maher. We’ve also got Guilt‘s naughty blackmail, a not-so-sexy Coupled plea and a top-dollar dilemma for one of the Mistresses

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Kevin K says:

    Bill Maher and John Oliver were hilarious about their respective takes on Brexit.

  2. Tom says:

    >Leanne (Emma Myles), Angie (Julie Lake), Pennsatucky (Taryn Manning) and the other meth heads get their Law & Orders, CSIs and Royal Pains confused

    Because there’s so many of them and they’re all basically the same

    • Tom says:

      and oh FSM it’s not bad enough Maya and Marty has Maya Rudolph has Maya Rudolph, it’s also got Jiminy Glick? HARDER pass.

    • Eva says:

      Actually, I’m pretty sure the joke this time wasn’t about all procedurals being the same, but all USA shows looking the same: lawyers = Suits, FBI = White Collar, CIA = Covert Affairs, Miami = Burn Notice or Graceland, Long Island = Royal Pains. Stylistically, these are all verrry similar.

  3. Jp says:

    Correction: I believe they were getting Suits, Graceland and Royal Pains confused.