Quotes of the Week: Orphan Black, POI, Veep, The Mindy Project and More

What do Kevin Hart, Mindy Lahiri and the “fat German kid in Willy Wonka” all have in common? None of them leave TVLine’s coveted Quotes of the Week column unscathed.

This time around, we’ve got a cry for sexual healing on Beauty and the Beast, a whimsical introduction by Billy Eichner and a Bill Cosby reference so outrageous we’re surprised it didn’t #BreakTheInternet. We’ve also got a double dose of quotes from both Veep and the Real Housewives franchise, and a very meta breakdown of events on Orphan Black.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Jennifer says:

    Really? Nothing from the Tony Awards? This is almost as bad as missing that one from Last Man Standing!

  2. byron says:

    Personally, I’m a bit shocked here – thought for sure we’d see included this week from Wynonna Earp, as she comes in the window: “Freezing! Of all the days not to wear a bra; I feel like a walking umlaut.”

  3. Iris says:

    “I prefer chicken” – The Hound, GoT, quote of the season.

  4. Kia says:

    I love the Bones quotes! I also laughed hysterically with Hodgins and Oliver, all their exchanges were brilliant.

  5. Alichat says:

    I would have included Murtagh’s “She even misspelled ‘help’!” from Outlander as well. His delivery of that line was hysterical.

  6. kmw says:

    I loved that quote from Brennan. Also her not quite compliment of Cams ring was good as well

  7. mooshki says:

    Both of those Bones quotes made me laugh out loud. this was one of the best written episodes in years.