Quotes of the Week: Orphan Black, POI, Veep, The Mindy Project and More

What do Kevin Hart, Mindy Lahiri and the “fat German kid in Willy Wonka” all have in common? None of them leave TVLine’s coveted Quotes of the Week column unscathed.

This time around, we’ve got a cry for sexual healing on Beauty and the Beast, a whimsical introduction by Billy Eichner and a Bill Cosby reference so outrageous we’re surprised it didn’t #BreakTheInternet. We’ve also got a double dose of quotes from both Veep and the Real Housewives franchise, and a very meta breakdown of events on Orphan Black.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!