It might be the The Bachelorette‘s Chad getting compared to some of history’s most despicable villains. It might be Martha Stewart enlightening Chelsea Handler about her TV viewing habits. Or it might be Stephen Colbert’s pessimistic outlook on the 2016 presidential election.
We’ve also got quotes from Penny Dreadful, Person of Interest, The Real Housewives of New York City and more — some of which might also make you cringe and/or cry. We can’t say for sure.
Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!