As the old saying goes, April showers bring… TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.
OK, we may have taken some creative license with that phrase, but the point remains: We’re ringing in the fifth month of 2016 with a whole new batch of TV’s best zingers and one-liners.
This time around, we’ve got a Peter Pan Live! insult on The Real O’Neals, a healthy dose of shade thrown on Live! With Kelly and Michael, a phallic geography lesson on Last Week Tonight, plus double doses of Orphan Black and Veep‘s season opener.
Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!