Full House Nights: Stamos, Saget and Coulier Star in Gritty Colbert Spinoff

Stephen Colbert wants in on the success of Fuller House — with or without Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

The Late Show on Wednesday gave us Full House Nights, a gritty reimagining of the original “TGIF” sitcom that finds Jesse (John Stamos), Danny (Bob Saget) and Joey (Dave Coulier) moonlighting as detectives on the mean streets of San Francisco.

Unfortunately, the “Full House daddies'” efforts to set bad guy Demetri (Colbert) straight go south after inviting him into their Victorian home and attempting to rehabilitate him the Tanner way. (Let’s just say you probably won’t be hearing Joey’s Bullwinkle impression again any time soon.)

Sample the spinoff above, then share your reaction in the comments.