On the heels of the success of Chicago Med comes the next hit show in Dick Wolf’s franchise: Chicago Sanitation!

OK, not really — although Chicago Legal has to be in the pipeline, right? — but the following Funny or Die parody does present a pretty compelling case for why Wolf’s inevitable forthcoming spinoff should be about the people who clean the streets of the Windy City.

While the trailer is clearly a joke, full of cheeky dialogue (“You sort garbage better than anyone on this team! Why can’t you sort out your life?”) and over-the-top romance, let’s be honest: If Sanitation really starred Mad Men‘s Sam Page and Baby Daddy‘s Derek Theler, we’d all be watching it next fall.