Chicago Sanitation Joins Dick Wolf's Empire in Funny or Die Parody

Chicago Sanitation

On the heels of the success of Chicago Med comes the next hit show in Dick Wolf’s franchise: Chicago Sanitation!

OK, not really — although Chicago Legal has to be in the pipeline, right? — but the following Funny or Die parody does present a pretty compelling case for why Wolf’s inevitable forthcoming spinoff should be about the people who clean the streets of the Windy City.

While the trailer is clearly a joke, full of cheeky dialogue (“You sort garbage better than anyone on this team! Why can’t you sort out your life?”) and over-the-top romance, let’s be honest: If Sanitation really starred Mad Men‘s Sam Page and Baby Daddy‘s Derek Theler, we’d all be watching it next fall.