Quotes of the Week: Sleepy Hollow, Fresh Off the Boat, H50 and More

American Pharoah may have ended his storied career with a Breeders’ Cup Classic win on Saturday, but TVLine’s Quotes of the Week keeps racing forward.

This time around, we’ve got a Good Wife reference on Quantico, a cocktail origin story from the Sleepy Hollow-Bones crossover, a New Adventures of Old Christine rant via Billy on the Street, and a Miss Piggy put-down thanks to the Muppets‘ timeslot neighbor Fresh Off the Boat.

If that’s not enough for you, we’ve got zingers from Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Blake Shelton and more.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!