Stuck inside the house while Hurricane Joaquin does a number on the East Coast? (Or just looking for a reason to procrastinate?)
As always, TVLine can provide the perfect distraction in the form of Quotes of the Week.
This time around, we’ve got NASCAR racing tips courtesy of Family Guy, a J. Lo diss on Empire — you know the one we’re talking about — plus double doses of Grey’s Anatomy, Fresh Off the Boat, Once Upon a Time and Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!