Quotes of the Week Sept 27

Quotes of the Week: Scream Queens, NCIS, Scandal, Gotham and More

Take one look at your overcrowded DVR, and you’ll have all the confirmation you need that fall TV is in full swing.

That can only mean one thing: TVLine’s Quotes of the Week is jam-packed with the best bon mots, zingers and one-liners from the past week of (35!) premieres.

This time around, we’ve got political commentary on the Emmys, bathroom humor courtesy of Faking It, double doses of Fresh Off the Boat and Jimmy Kimmel Live! and much more.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. LADY_in_MD says:

    The line from the muppets had me laughing so hard!
    Great choices for Cookie
    love that fall tv is back in full swing!

  2. Jay says:

    All great quotes from the week. You missed one though – Tracy Morgan’s line about getting everyone pregnant at the after party.

  3. Ally says:

    surprised the performer of the week didn’t make it to the quotes this week.

  4. Mark says:

    Jimmy Fallon wasn’t Cookie. Jimmy was impersonating Lucious. Jimmy’s assistant/announcer guy was acting as Cookie in the skit.

  5. Fx says:

    SQ had by far the best zingers from premiere week. The whole show was filled by quick-fire acid dialogue, just like Glee. loved it! Emma nailed it as well.

  6. muffin says:

    Every line Niecey Nash delivered on SQ’s was hilarious.