‘Twas the day before Labor Day/ And those not on boats/ Were chuckling with vigor/ At TVLine’s Quotes
This time around/ A Miley zinger on Fallon/ From Rizzoli & Isles/ Calories by the gallon
A cheeky Grey’s joke/ Thanks much, Chasing Life/ And some Top Model crazy/ That’ll cut like a knife
A shout-out to Muppets/ on old Rookie Blue/ A howler from Graceland/ And so much more, too!
With our ill-fated dive into poetry completed, check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!