Quotes of the Week From SYTYCD, UnREAL, Playing House and More

Can’t deal with another back-to-school sale ad cropping up on your TV screen? Press pause on your old pal DVR and catch up on the latest installment of Quotes of the Week!

This time around, we’ve got a Tinder nightmare on Playing House, a Dexy’s Midnight Runners shout-out on Mr. Robinson, a “storm” brewing on Mr. Robot, a Say Anything reference on Chasing Life, a Sunshine State take-down on Last Week Tonight and much much more.

(Did we mention a double dose of UnREAL? Yep, there’s that, too.)

So check out the gallery below — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!