Quotes of the Week: Another Period, Boris & Nicole, Last Week Tonight, Rookie Blue and More!

This just in: We’re more than halfway through the final Sunday of July 2015.

Why weep about the passage of time, though, when you can LOL through TVLine’s Quotes of the Week?

This time around we’ve got a meaty moment from The Bachelorette, an observation about alcohol on Astronaut Wives Club, a heavenly retort on Major Crimes, plus zingers from Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Wendy Williams, John Oliver and more.

So check out the gallery below — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!