Quotes of the Week From Salem, Veep, The Bachelorette, Defiance and More

Happy Flag Day, everyone!

We here at TVLine are flying a banner emblazoned with the best zingers, one-liners and retorts from the last seven days of TV.

Yep, it’s time for Quotes of the Week, and today we’ve got wedding advice from Wendy Williams, a classic literary reference on UnREAL, a scary childhood game on Salem, double doses of iZombie and Defiance, and much, much more!

So check out the gallery below for the full rundown — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments to share your thoughts and shout out any favorites we inevitably missed!