Quotes of the Week From Soul Man, Orphan Black, Penny Dreadful and More

There are only hours left before May 2015 is gone forever, and three out of four TVLine employees suggest you spend some of ’em reading Quotes of the Week.

Who knows? You might click here and fall down the rabbit hole of past editions, only to look up and realize June has arrived!

This week, we’ve got a science expert on Inside Amy Schumer, a Dr. Seuss reference on Veep, a George Clooney apology on Graham Norton, flirting in the attic on Bones, alphabet action on Live! With Kelly and Michael, a Titanic name-mangling via The Prancing Elites Project and much more.

So check out the gallery below for the full rundown — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments to share your thoughts and shout out any favorites we inevitably missed!