Temperatures are finally feeling summer-y — but nothing’s cooler than TVLine’s Quotes of the Week (if we do say so ourselves).

This time around we’ve got butter and bacon (thanks to Orphan Black and black-ish), Jeff Probst’s therapy confession on Survivor, some old-fashioned misogyny on The Good Wife, a geography lesson on The Goldbergs and much, much more.

So click through the gallery below for the full rundown — then hit the comments to share your thoughts and share any goodies we inevitably missed!

Quotes of the Week for May 17, 2015

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