Quotes of the Week From NCIS: LA, Castle, Once Upon a Time and More

We may not have the speed (or beauty) of yesterday’s Kentucky Derby winner American Pharoah, but when it comes to zingers, quips and retorts, nobody’s beating TVLine’s Quotes of the Week!

Yep, our staff worked tirelessly over the last seven days to populate yet another gallery of awesome TV one-liners and exchanges.

This time around we’ve got hipster goodness on Person of Interest, a call to prayer on Mom, Beyoncé shout-outs on New Girl, and double doses of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., SNL and The Big Bang Theory.

So click through the gallery below for the full rundown — then hit the comments to share your thoughts and share any goodies we inevitably missed!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. CMG says:

    Skye’s commentary on Raina the Hedgehog in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. should have made the list: “Really? I thought her gift was spinning really fast to collect gold rings.”

  2. SPAMMER says:


  3. bj says:

    “”The floating bodies of drowned sinners, of course!”” lol

  4. amy says:

    “The king ordered it!” should be on the list. It’s this season of Mad Men’s “Not great, Bob!”

  5. Hege says:

    There’s a snake on the mother airplane! Castle.

    • DarkDefender says:

      It was “Snakes on a mother-flying plane”.. but yes.. I loved this one from Castle.
      Especially because the pilot was an older woman (and presumably, a mom).

  6. Jennifer says:

    How did Tom Bergeron’s “When you get hit in the sack, go get a snack.” from DWTS this week not make it into here? It was hilarious!

  7. AddieM says:

    I really miss Zoe Lister Jones in Friends with better lives… they never gave that show a chance

  8. AddieM says:

    iZombie is surprisingly very funny for a show about zombies & solving murders. Ravi, Lowell, Clive and Liv are super entertaining

  9. Mr. Tran K says:

    Jost & Che are great with their hilarious quotes on Weekend Update. Stop hating on these two funny news anchors.

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  11. dean syron says:

    how do I sign up for your newsletter?

  12. Jan says:

    NCIS, and the spin-offs, Big Bang and Castle are the only network shows worth watching. There is no really good Sci-Fi. I am sick of vampire shows, and sickening fantasy stuff.