Quotes of the Week From Scorpion, S.H.I.E.L.D., Wendy Williams and More

It’s still almost a week until the Kentucky Derby — but we’ve got a sure bet for you!

TVLine’s Quotes of the Week is almost guaranteed to brighten your Sunday with the best and brightest zingers, retorts and one-liners from the last seven days of TV.

This time around, we’ve got a Real Housewives burn from Inside Amy Schumer, a buggy situation on Game of Thrones, police activity on Scorpion and Community, a Simpsons nod on iZombie, a double dose of Grey’s Anatomy and much more.

So click through the gallery below for the full rundown — then hit the comments to share your thoughts and share any goodies we inevitably missed!